When Is Using A Laptop A Crime?

By admin on Oct. 4, 2008.

When you’re told to turn your computer off on a plane, have you considered what would happen if you refused?  This Quantas passenger found out the hard way when he was arrested by a counter-terrorist unit when he refused to turn off his laptop.

Now, I’ve been really into a movie I’m watching, but what could be so important, or interesting that he wouldn’t do what he was told?  We may never know.  But I’m guessing we’ll see more of this when the airlines begin offering wireless.

Flasher Gets Life?

By admin on Oct. 2, 2008.

Now, I’m all for punishing people from doing bad things, but this one seems just a bit overboard!  I saw this in the Clarion Ledger, Alabama Man Gets Life For Exposing Himself.  Yes, this is a sick puppy, but does he deserve life in prision?

Stop Already!

By admin on Sep. 21, 2008.

I’m just speechless!

Bullshit At The Time

By admin on Sep. 20, 2008.

Numbering the steps was bullshit while I was walking up.  Now it is pretty cool to know how many steps there are.

Assume The Position

By admin on Sep. 11, 2008.

I was filling up my truck the other day when I saw this sticker on a pole next to the pump.  Of course gas prices are high, but having dropped a bit from the high it doesn’t seem to hurt quite as bad.  But that is about the change…

It appears that Huricane Ike is going to make life a lot harder for the American worker as the MSNBC reports that gas prices are going to pop!  It seems counter intuitive that oil could be dropping but gas goes up.  But this isn’t a normal situation.  See, most of the refineries are on the Texas and Louisiana coasts.  If Ike damages them, supply of oil won’t be the problem, but making gasoline from that oil will be.

Enjoy the bullshit!

Random Bullshit - Selling Kidneys

By admin on Sep. 5, 2008.

I’m not really sure why this thought has entered my psyche and why it is dominating my thoughts, but hit has.

If you were to sell a kidney, would it be the right one or the left?

Tell me what you think…

While We Were Away… WTF?

By admin on Sep. 4, 2008.

I took a few days to do something else, and I come back to reality and I’m wondering, how on Earth do we survive as a spieces?  OMG, we are so fucked!

I’m working on a few stories.  Stay tuned, it is getting so bullshit, I can’t even begin to explain.

A New Way To Teach The Birds And The Bees?

By admin on Aug. 31, 2008.

Okay, I know this goes way over most kids’ heads, but this is quite over the top.  I happened across these bath toys (Purchased for a visiting nephew because we don’t have little kids, and every little kid needs bath toys.  Heaven knows we don’t want him playing with whatever else may be available).

The bath toys allow the kid to squeeze the air out and they suck up water.  They can then be used as little squirt guns (out their mouth, butt, or one of their appendages).  That sounds like cool bath time fun.  But these toys also do things that I’m not sure bath toys (or any toy for that matter) should do.  They are able to connect to each other with holes (the same ones they squirt through) and nubs.  Not unlike how two adults might choose to connect.  See for yourself.

Don’t these little guys look like their having a grand time?

Kids are master imitators.  Just ask any parent.  This is way uncool if you ask me.

As if that weren’t bad enough, the faucet covering frog has something up his butt.  It doesn’t seem to bother him all that much either.

Is this a new way to teach kids the birds and the bees?

Man Shot In Both Legs

By admin on Aug. 27, 2008.

Getting shot in one leg would be bullshit.  But both legs?

Bullshit Parent Tries To Sell Sex With Her Five Year Old

By admin on Aug. 26, 2008.

File this one under sick shit!  This woman and her boyfriend should be tortured and killed.  I wouldn’t usually post something due to general allegations, since these things are often proven to be false.  But this one looks fairly solid.

I got this from Welt Online (Couple Offered Sex With Child For Used Car).

Apparently, these two restaurant workers were dating (he’s married, BTW) and she thought it would be a good idea to solicit sex with her five year old.  She even thought it would be cool to watch.  He was caught texting/sending a SMS to a prospective John.

What is sex with a five year old worth?  Try an apartment, a used car and child care for the woman’s 10 month old daughter.  Here’s hoping it costs these two life in prison.

How I wish there was a test people had to take before they could produce offspring.  With all this talk of underpopulation, I’m not convinced its worth letting people like this have children.  It makes me sick!