The Bullshit Stalker

I guess not updating a blog is bullshit…

By admin on Mar. 29, 2009.

Or so says Entrecard.  Well, I’m sure this won’t exactly count for a blog update, but hey, I’m busy doing some things.  There is a ton of great content on this site already.  Check it out.

In reality, I think the regular press is doing quite the job in showing a ton of BS every day.  With the government pretty much buying everything with your money and somehow still blaming us for it, I figured everyone needed a break.  I’ve taken one and have to say its been quite rewarding.

I stepped away from my idea to implement a user generated Bullshit awards site (shame after spending good money developing it).  Instead, I’ve got a couple over other properties in the making.  Stay tuned.

Desperate Men Are Bullshit!

By admin on Nov. 24, 2008.

Okay, I know its sometimes hard to get someone of the opposite sex to pay any attention to you.  You can go to the bars or post a profile on Match.com or ad on Craigslist.org and not get any action at all.  So, you decide to go down to the local brothel and pick up a sex slave?

I came across this item and was floored (Sex-Slave Advocates Upset Over Rash Of Nashville Incidents - WSMV).  Now come on, slavery is something you expect in third world countries, not Nashville.  I don’t doubt the story at all.  What has me freaked out is that men would actually go to these places.  Let’s face it, if there weren’t customers for this, there wouldn’t be a business.

Shame is the punishment is a slap on the wrist.  I think their sentence would be more fitting if they were also used seven times a day.  Can we get that worked into the sentencing guidelines?

When Is Using A Laptop A Crime?

By admin on Oct. 4, 2008.

When you’re told to turn your computer off on a plane, have you considered what would happen if you refused?  This Quantas passenger found out the hard way when he was arrested by a counter-terrorist unit when he refused to turn off his laptop.

Now, I’ve been really into a movie I’m watching, but what could be so important, or interesting that he wouldn’t do what he was told?  We may never know.  But I’m guessing we’ll see more of this when the airlines begin offering wireless.

Flasher Gets Life?

By admin on Oct. 2, 2008.

Now, I’m all for punishing people from doing bad things, but this one seems just a bit overboard!  I saw this in the Clarion Ledger, Alabama Man Gets Life For Exposing Himself.  Yes, this is a sick puppy, but does he deserve life in prision?

The Bullshit Awards Recognizes - The Matthias Chronicles

By admin on Sep. 30, 2008.

Sometimes you don’t want to think.  Sometimes you want someone to think for you.  If I were to pick a blogger to do that for me, it would probably be this guy.  No, not really, but The Matthias Chronicles sure is a fun read.

If I were to even consider calling bullshit on him it would to drop the special characters when he goes on a rant.  Cursing is cursing even when you use the @ symbols and the exclamation points.

For those who think I’m buying into the bullshit by recognizing him merely because he tagged me, I’d encourage you to read his blog a few times before you pass judgment.

Messing With Drunk People Is Bullshit, But Funny!

By admin on Sep. 22, 2008.

Drunk Guy At Shea Stadium

I’m sure one who can relate to being a bit out of it.  This guy obviously doesn’t have any friends, or at least they weren’t at this game.  He’d had a few too many and while he was sleeping it off, the games began.  Nobody was watching the game, it was the Mets after all.

Stop Already!

By admin on Sep. 21, 2008.

I’m just speechless!

Bullshit At The Time

By admin on Sep. 20, 2008.

Numbering the steps was bullshit while I was walking up.  Now it is pretty cool to know how many steps there are.

Assume The Position

By admin on Sep. 11, 2008.

I was filling up my truck the other day when I saw this sticker on a pole next to the pump.  Of course gas prices are high, but having dropped a bit from the high it doesn’t seem to hurt quite as bad.  But that is about the change…

It appears that Huricane Ike is going to make life a lot harder for the American worker as the MSNBC reports that gas prices are going to pop!  It seems counter intuitive that oil could be dropping but gas goes up.  But this isn’t a normal situation.  See, most of the refineries are on the Texas and Louisiana coasts.  If Ike damages them, supply of oil won’t be the problem, but making gasoline from that oil will be.

Enjoy the bullshit!

The Bullshit Stalker Recognizes Steven Humour

By admin on Sep. 8, 2008.

You can’t wade through the bullshit like I do and keep your head on straight without taking a break now and then.  Steven Humour (Humor for all my American readers) provides my daily dose of funny.  I can count on this guy to have a daily post that will make me laugh and realize, “We may be fucked as a species, so we might as well laugh about it.”

He has a quick hitting, and sometimes dark sense of humor that I can really relate to.  Most of his content is from other places, but he seems to dig out some of the best stuff on the net.  So, save yourself some time and hit his site for your daily laugh out loud moment.  You won’t be sorry!